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| Matt | Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. | | |
| Matt | It's not how big your worm is, it's how you wiggle it. | | |
| Jeff | Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man one of my fish and he'll eat really well that day. | | |
| Jeff | Big girls are like mopeds. There fun to ride until your buddys catch ya. | | |
| FarknBen | I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. G.W. Bush | | |
| just_one_more | The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. | | |
| just_one_more | My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. | | |
| just_one_more | Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime | | |
| just_one_more | Fishing is not a matter of life and death, it's more serious than that. | | |
| just_one_more | Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. | | |
| Jeff | 1 million battered women in the U.S and I have to eat mine plain? | | |
| BottomBouncer | May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. | | |
| BottomBouncer | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. | | |
| BottomBouncer | Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. | | |
| BottomBouncer | The solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. | | |